Saturday, December 22, 2007

There goes the neighborhood

His much ballyhooed “Youthquake” registered about a 0.3.

His self-admitted “Stock-aholism” turned out to be a fairly serious disability.

His ill-fated $150,000 quest for a Commons seat got nixed by Stephen Harper.

His magazine proved unpopular with a crowd who prefers their opinions screamed at them on AM radio.

Heck, even Muhammad couldn’t save him.

So here’s the news we were all waiting for . . . he’s turning his Midas touch on the blogosphere.

Hate to break it to him, but if this doesn't work out, stuffing photocopied manifestos under windshield wipers is what's next.

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